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Наверняка кто-нибудь уезжал за границу отдохнуть,подзаработать,просто побывать-неважно,но просто сидеть и заниматься только исклучительно визита не получается.На месте придумать конечно можно, но хотелось бы узнать про ваш опыт. И ещё правдали что каждый,или многие жесты проявления внимания(от вызывающего взгляда да подарка цветка)часто расценивается как сексуальное домогательство,за что остаток лета можно провести прячась от пикапа иностранных заключённых-?

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"Personal Favorites: These, I, if I were the "type", would use...

Line Attempts Successes

Be unique and different, say yes. 1 1

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 0 0

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I

walk by again? 14 10

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? 3 1

Hi. Are you cute? 0 0

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it

intimidates me a little. not enough 0

I'm easy. Are you? 0 0

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman

on earth tonight. 20 0

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and

lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. 300 1

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much

when you have a weak heart. 0 0

So....How am I doin'? 0 0

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who

sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU 4 4

think I'M cute.

Submitted Line AttemptsSuccesses

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want

another one?) 7 1

When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?"

Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here 0 0

like this are you?"

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm

kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really

well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know

you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask

for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take

in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go

out a few more times, get to know each other's friends,

spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past

this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex

life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship

is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while,

then a few months later get married, I get a promotion,

you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really

want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid 0 0

anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks

start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more

lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the

bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop

taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our

slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to

an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out

because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out

(justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why

mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad.

Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance

with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual,

because we both know where it's going.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? 0 0

Does your boyfriend know where you are? 0 0

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. 13 13

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the

same as the answer to this question? 0 0

(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you,

you, and you. Alright, who's first? 0 0

(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then

call me when you're ready. 11 9

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just

wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. 0 0

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went

into this cheap motel room across the street. 0 0

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you

just touch my ass? No. Damn!

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Наверняка кто-нибудь уезжал за границу отдохнуть,подзаработать,просто побывать-неважно,но просто сидеть и заниматься только исклучительно визита не получается.На месте придумать конечно можно, но хотелось бы узнать про ваш опыт. И ещё правдали что каждый,или многие жесты проявления внимания(от вызывающего взгляда да подарка цветка)часто расценивается как сексуальное домогательство,за что остаток лета можно провести прячась от пикапа иностранных заключённых-?

опенеры из США :D

1. "Im gonna love you like a snowstorm, baby" "A snowstorm?" Yep, give you 8-10 inches and you wont be able to leave the house for 2 days"

2. Excuse me I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

3. Do you come here often, or do you usually wait until you get home?

4. Has anyone ever told you your beautiful?

Yes

Well they lied, words can't describe your beauty

5. (Use index finger to call her over, then say)

I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I could do with two!

6. If I found you dead, I wouldn't bury you right away.

7. the human body has 206 bones in it. Do you want one more?

8. hey baby you want to go halfsies on a bastard child

9. "You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."

10. Hey there, that shirt's very becoming on you. Then again if i were on you, I'd be coming too.

11. Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

12. I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

13. If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

14. a girl used this on me:

"like these ankles? i bet u'd like them better on ur shoulders..."

15. If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?

16. Can I put my flux in your loop? I'm tired of settling for self inductance.

17. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

18. I wish I was your second dirivative so I could fill your concavities.

19. Too bad your not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes.

20. Nice shoes wanna fuck?

21. I'll bet you five dollars you won't go out with me.

22. How much does a polar bear weigh?...enough to break the ice.

23. "girl you must be an angel because your ass is STILL swolen from that fall..."

24. Are you free tonight or will it cost me.

25. I'm a Bears fan!

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